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i-am-funnier-in-enochian:

princess-palpatine:

franklinshepard:

musicals that start off kinda silly and end up destroying you emotionally (◕‿◕✿)

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The 25th annual Putnam county spelling bee

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laterinthecaveoflesbians:

watershiphobbits:

If you are a man who thinks it’s funny to make misogynist jokes purely to make your female friends uncomfortable/angry, then you are a misogynist.  It is not “just a joke.”  You literally are finding humor in the discomfort and dehumanization of women.  You are not helping, you are not making satire.  You are just being misogynist.

Yes, this includes you gay men.

(via bromancer)

vanconcastiel:

ignotum-per-aeque-ignotum:

fandomstuck:

the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it

Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.

Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.

(via thefuuuucomics)

yellowberet:

ghostmoritz:

yellowberet:

our friend noah

almost got mugged today

they were like “give us your money”

and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY

and it worked

WHAT THE FUCK????

me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back

WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

(via bettergetyourstorystraight)

marcosbudt:

punnier:

how do french cats talk to eachother?

they chat

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maryjblige:

i can’t believe joan rivers has been in hell for two and a half weeks now how time flies

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sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

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*takes a shit at the club*

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thisisnicolai:

"Fuck yo ambitions"

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findmedownsouth:

My favorite emails are ones that let you know that your order has shipped.

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